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TOLLIGATOR: an orange alligator with a coffee mug leaning out of a small wooden toll booth at the end of a swamp boardwalk. Caption: management is the orange one.

the swamp board · live

every leveraged meme. one board.

all the leveraged memes (xSOL, xBTC, xHYPE) on one board, across launchpads: StonkFun and the HYPERCAT launchpad. each coin has its own history page. the top 100 refresh every minute, the rest within 15 minutes. market caps, bites, gate times, the XP line. kept by the smallest booth on the road.

coins that tried this road—leverage-paired launches, all launchpads
still moving—on the board right now
above the XP line—market cap ≥ $1M
median bite—distance from peak, graduated coins

01 / the swamp board

the booth does
the paperwork.

nobody else was counting, so the alligator started. every coin launched against a leveraged asset (xSOL, xBTC, xHYPE), on StonkFun and on the HYPERCAT launchpad, ranked from public data. each one has a history page from the booth’s first snapshot. no favourites, no picks.

The alligator stamping PAID on a receipt at his desk, next to a ledger marked TOLLS.
the three roads. left to right: market cap (log scale). bubble size: 24h volume. dashed line: the $1M XP line.tap a bubble to open the coin.
Leverage-paired StonkFun coins, sortable
# coin pair · toll post
the booth is counting…


how to read it. bite: how far the market cap sits below its recorded peak. curve filled in: time between the launch and the bonding curve completing, as reported by the launchpad; “< 3 min” means the curve filled almost at launch. toll: the transfer fee. on StonkFun coins it is paid to holders in the pair asset; on HYPERCAT launchpad coins 90% is burned and 10% funds the $HYPERCAT buyback. XP line: Hylo announced that holders of memecoins paired with an x-asset and above $1M market cap earn Hylo XP; the rules are Hylo’s, check them there. data: the StonkFun public API and the HYPERCAT launchpad API. the StonkFun top 100 refresh in your browser every minute; the booth sweeps everything else every 5 minutes (the top 400 and the HYPERCAT launchpad on every pass, a full pass in about 15 minutes). every coin has a history page from the booth’s first snapshot: newest launches →. ghosts = coins with no trades in 24h and under $20K. this board describes, it doesn’t recommend. not affiliated with StonkFun or Hylo.

02 / today at the booth

the toll report.

written by the board itself, from the numbers above. the movers go out on X every morning and evening. you can post the report too, or any coin from its row on the board (↗).

toll report—

  • the booth is counting…
post this report ↗ COUNTED

03 / on X

the swamp,
twice a day.

01

24h movers.

every morning and evening (9:00 and 21:00 Dubai): the three biggest risers and the two biggest drops on the board, the busiest coin, and how many sit above the XP line.

02

big moves.

at most two alerts a day, when a coin above $50K swings 30% in an hour or crosses the $1M XP line. one alert per coin per day.

03

numbers only.

same public data as the board. no picks, no calls, no paid placement. a coin on the list is a fact, not a recommendation.

@adictionisbad on X ↗

04 / about

who keeps
the board.

the swamp board was built by the team behind $TOLLIGATOR, a StonkFun memecoin launched on 23 September 2026 and paired with xHYPE. since 3 October 2026 the project runs as a board and a news feed: the token is not promoted here, it is left out of the X posts, and its daily burn is paused.

in the open: the team's wallets are the dev wallet 74Vq…wbtL ↗ and the booth wallet 6yxa…Cfza ↗, which also holds small positions in other coins of the segment. the board ranks every coin the same way, those included.

not affiliated with, or endorsed by, StonkFun, Hylo or any project listed.

05 / booth enquiries

ask before
you cross.

the alligator is fictional.
your decisions are real.

who runs this board?

the team behind $TOLLIGATOR, a memecoin launched on StonkFun in September 2026. the token is no longer promoted: the project now runs as a free board and a news feed on the leveraged-meme segment. see “about” above for the wallets.

is the board a buy list?

no. it shows public numbers: market cap, peak, volume, fee, curve timing. it ranks by size, not by quality, and says nothing about where any price goes next. a coin at the top can still fall; a coin with a big bite can still recover or not.

where do the numbers come from?

StonkFun’s public API, fetched by your browser every minute. if the API is unreachable, the board shows its last saved snapshot and says so at the top of the page.

what does the X account post?

the 24h movers twice a day and, at most twice a day, an alert on a big move. all of it comes from the same public data as the board. nothing on X is a recommendation.

are you partnered with Hylo or StonkFun?

no. TOLLIGATOR uses StonkFun to launch and xHYPE as its pair. neither Hylo nor StonkFun endorses this project or this board.

how do I avoid fakes?

the board never asks you to connect a wallet or sign anything. the only X account is @adictionisbad. there is no presale, no airdrop claim page and no support DM.